This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
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When you’re a shape-shifter in a body you’re not used to AND you’re trying to blend into a culture you’re not used to, you may end up mistaking the local’s hard liqueur for a soft drink and slam the equivalent of a bottle of vodka without batting an eyelash. Of course, you should have noticed the look of horror on the face of the bartender, but maybe you were too drunk by that point. I mean - you didn’t even know your were wearing your BF’s clothing because you were dancing on tables until she shamed you thoroughly for it later the next day.
YOU SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU’RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE OKAY?? YOU JUST DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THE BRAND IS ALL.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT AN ALIEN.
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Some more fangem/gemsona stuff! The gf won a crazy triplet pearl on ebay for $3 for me and I’m so hype about getting her!!!! I should probably have waited for when she arrives to make sure it all goes smoothly and the design would be really accurate but.. to quote @cloudbattrolls, ‘body horror waits for nothing’ ffft
-bonus!WIPS of Golden Quartz and Retinalite! They’re both stones I already have c: Golden quartz is.. well, a quartz. They’re supposed to be powerful ‘healing’ stones, so I went for a slight less jasper and more rose style look for her to go with that. Retinalite is a yellowish form of serpentine! Since Peridot is technically a serpentine group member, I went for a small, techie-looking gem. I think she’s ambidextrous with her hands and feet to be extra efficient<3
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